uneducatedharry:

someone on tumblr: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS

me:

(via may)

There it is, the worst Funko Pop

fujiyosky:

skatank:

notyourghoul:

izucute:

beekirby:

new-year-same-setto:

Honey that isn’t even close

Sorry but 

Nothing can compete with 

(via ruinedchildhood)

biohazerd:

juelzsantanabandana:

domnominic:

dirtyberd:

My best friend trusts me so much she gave me her phone and had me sext a guy on her behalf while she’s driving. This is the realest relationship I’ve ever had

My best friend gave me the batteries out of her vibrator do I could charge my phone.

what kinda gotdam Nickelodeon Stuart little phone you got?

lyin ass website. Ruined the whole post. Show me this damn battery operated phone.

(via liamdryden)